yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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