You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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