My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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