ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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