Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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