He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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