She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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