Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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