...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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