Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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