Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step