I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life