This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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