I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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