Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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