how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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