I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
