Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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