Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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