my mouth tastes like poor choices
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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