sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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