WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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