Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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