Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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