Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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