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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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