Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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