I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Randomize
