It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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