There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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