I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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