I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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