dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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