Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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