my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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