Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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