She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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