Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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