I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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