I'm going to jail i love you
he puts the penis in happiness.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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