Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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