I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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