i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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