My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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