Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wear drunk well.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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