just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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