dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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