Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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