My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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