did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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