Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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