I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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