I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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