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i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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