in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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