Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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